Sunday, November 8, 2009

faSHUNNED



faSHUNN -in my world there are very few fashion faux-pas e.i. what not to wear..ever
LIKE ...Dirty edible underwear eeww . MENfolk please no MOOSE KNUCKLES ..if you don't know what this is think of the female equivalent, the CAMEL TOE ..which btw is not a faux-pas unless it is accompanied by the GUNT (don't ask).
Here's another faSHUNN ...YOGAWEAR AS OUTERWEAR, maybe the lighting is bad in those yoga studios but the combination of spandex & sunlight ain't easy on the eyes & the painted on cellulite look makes my eyes bleed in the natural light .
This one is a practical suggestion any WIDE LEGGED PANT is gonna get SOAKED IN THE RAIN so avoid your bell bottoms if it looks like rain... you end up with wet shoes & socks too.There are more
faux-pas in this loose fashion category but unlike DO's & DON'TS ...in faSHUNN there are very few Nevers, only.. Are you sure's? & WTF's with a few Maybe's, Whateva's & What was i thinking ? thrown in.
Injected with humour fashion be comes light hearted self or social commentary & without it the risk of uniformed conformity is greatly heightened so take the risk ,at worsted you be laughed at or stared at to the delight and amusement of others & at the very least you'll be assisting others become attuned to the cosmic joke we are all participating in.
And don't worry about being faSHUNNED cuz if your not pushing the envelope ur not cutting the edge either.

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